I better write the recipe down here before that piece of paper finds its way into the trash...

Linguini with Pancetta & Tomato Sauce

Pancetta, cubed
White Onion, chopped
Olive Oil
Garlic, chopped
Salt
Chili
Tomato Sauce, in can, with crushed tomatoes
Romano Cheese, grated
Linguini Pasta

Saute pancetta, onion and garlic in olive oil, add tomato sauce, chili and salt. Simmer. Add previously boiled pasta and a bit of pasta water. Toss. Add grated cheese and serve.

Aah, pardon me if the recipe seems a bit odd to you. But if there's one thing odd about the show is that they never give exact mesurements of the ingredients. And that is fine by me. :)